A guy with a penis on his arm has tried his luck with Kate Beckinsale after the actress sent him a message.
For six years, Malcolm MacDonald had a six-inch appendage on his arm, after his penis fell off in 2010.
Malcom, from Norfolk in England, has shared his unusual story in a Channel 4 documentary that aired this month called The Man With A Penis On His Arm.
When the English actress/model heard about this man’s unfortunate predicament, she took to Instagram to share this message:
‘Literally scouring for news that doesn’t make me want to jump out of the window . This man said :
“It’s not every day you see a man with a penis on his arm. Of course, I see the funny side.” Of course he is from the UK. Of course he has done a photo shoot down the rec with a willy hanging out of his sleeve. Feel momentarily better. God bless you , Malcolm xxx’
Not wanting to miss out on his once in a lifetime opportunity, MacDonald responded to the actress and offered to take her out on a date. He told The Sun:
“I’d be happy to take her out for saveloy and chips, anytime. I’ll pay – but she’ll have to come to Thetford.”
“She seems like a nice girl and it’s great she’s read my story and what I’ve been through.”
“The kisses are a nice touch too. I’m ready for dating again, so why not her? I’ll even treat her to a pint down at my local boozer.”
MacDonald’s penis fell off after he burst an abscess on his butt. He got blood poisoning with his fingers, toes and penis turning black.
Shoot your shot, i guess..?